SPOILER ALERT: I just finished Fifty Shades Darker and plan to start Fifty Shades Freed any second.
Holy mother of god on high. WHAT a roller coaster. I am having the most fantastic time with these books! I have to throw out a HUGE APOLOGY to my cousin, Jenn D, for not listening to her when these suckers were fan fic and she was having fun with her online buds, including EL James, Herself. My bad. Absolutely. I will never not listen again!!! :)
That said - where to begin? Mrs. Robinson is a BEOTCH and showed her true colors at Christian's birthday party, did she NOT, y'all?! WOW - I was SO HAPPY he got to see what a complete IDIOT she is. TYPICAL MAN - he's been so swayed by her BULLSHIT all these years. He truly thought she was his friend. WTF? And WHAT is with her encouraging him to go see Ana in Georgia? That little morsel doesn't add up. Except to say that maybe she thought Ana - and more importantly, Ana's MOM - would think he was a burrito short of a fiesta platter for flying 3,000 miles to see her when he barely knew her. C'mon - it HAD to be some attempt at sabotage. That woman is batshit C-R-A-Z-Y!
OK - next -
Dear Dr. Flynn,
Is there some reason you haven't put the kabash on Christian's sick, effed up relationship with Mary Kay LeTourneau yet? She never came up at your meeting with Ana...and you've been more than happy to attend functions where she is a guest, such as the charity event and Christian's birthday. Could you please 'splain to me how you think this is acceptable and not a hinderance to his recovery?
What? Need a century to explain yourself? No worries; I've got time.
Oh and also - I think you're therapy technique is for shit. Even my 9 year old daughter knows you have to confront your demons so you can conquer them. All you are doing is helping Christian to swipe his past under the rug. And at some point, someone is going to pick that rug up to give it a good beating (whoops! giggle) and all that shit is just going to come pouring out.
Might I inquire where you got your degree, Sir?
PS - How much is he paying you for a big, ol' pile of JACK SHIT?
OK y'all - I'm starting Freed. Wish me luck. We all knew Jack wasn't going away quietly. I woke up this AM thinking about that helicopter and knowing there was no way it had problems without someone inflicting them, purposely. Now I know. I didn't think he had it in him.
My predictions have been less than stellar thus far as Christian didn't end up in jail and doesn't have multiple personality disorder. My latest is that Jack is going to have him - or Ana - kidnapped. Or maybe Elena. Guess I'll just have to read and find out. :)
PS - THAT HOUSE! OH my god I love it. I don't blame Ana; I wouldn't want to knock it down, either. How AWESOME was Christian for finding it on his own and presenting it to her like that? Damn. Did Ana just fall right on into the high life or what?!?