SPOILER ALERT: I am at the beginning of Chapter 4 in Fifty Shades of Freed.
WHY is everyone so bitchy about Christian being so hot? Jeez - I just told the girls (LOL probably the only ones who read this!) that - if I saw a ridiculously hot guy - and an ordinary girl who was being nice - I'd be even nicer to her because I'd be thinking "You GO girl! Get DOWN with your bad self!"
Every time I read "Gaston" I see this --------------------------->
Even while he's driving the car.
The fucking fact that Christian is now inspecting Ana's red marks on her ankles and wrists - the red marks HE inflicted with the handcuffs - makes me deliciously giddy...because it's SO Edward. Remember when Bella was black and blue after their night of non-sex sex? Remembering that makes me giggle even more. I keep telling my friends that this book series is a reward to every Twilight fan on the planet who sat up and said, "FUCKING FEATHERS?! THAT'S IT?!?"
Another reason I love E.L. James:
"My inner goddess looks up startled from her Jackie Collins."
Could I have laughed any louder than I just did? No, no I could not.
I know I shouldn't be bitching because SHE could very well be the one who is going to get kidnapped; not him...if my latest theory is correct. In fact - the fire could be a way to distract Christian. Who knows. But seriously - she is being SO SELFISH. He is going to flip when he finds out they went on the jet ski; and rightly so.