I had an incident that left me very shaken this morning. Instead of retyping it here, I'm just going to share with you an email I just sent to one of my friends (give or take a sentence here or there), describing the aforementioned incident.
I look forward to your comments with great eagerness.
OMG what a story. I write book review blogs and have recently been reading a book that dabbles in S&M. (It's on the NYTimes Best Seller list, I swear!) Of course I HAD to google "butt plugs" last night...because they were mentioned in the book...and damnit, I had to see one! Tom and I had a dandy time perusing the offerings. The best part of the story is that I met a neighbor for coffee this AM as we are involved in a business together and had things to discuss. Let me mention that he is extremely conservative. So...I whip out my iPad and open these photos on Picasa for him to look at while I'm ordering my coffee. While I'm ordering said coffee, he tries to stop the slideshow from going so fast, inadvertently opens another window...and wouldn't you know it? My Google search history opens...with "Butt Plugs" being number one on the list. I saw it all happening in super slowmo from the front counter and could do nothing to stop it. (insert person running in slomo with extremely lo slomo voice screaming "noooooooo"). Let me just tell you...it was not fun talking my way out of THAT!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! I'm still shaking!!