SPOILER ALERT: I have six pages left in Fifty Shades of Grey.
Six pages. That's all. He just belted her - and I am mad. And so is she. And before I finish, I MUST type out my theories of what's going to happen from here.
1 - Soft theory: He owns the company she's going to be working for. Or worse yet...Elena (gag) does. (No offense to all your Elena's out there...but that name has solicited annoyance from me ever since about episode 1 of Vampire Diaries. "Stefannnnn". God, that woman can whine.)
2 - Hard theory: Christian is going to jail. When Ana got back from Georgia, she walked in and he was saying "No trace". So of course I think "Uh ohhhh...what has Mr. Perfect's company done that's not so perfect?"
I have to admit - I compare to Twilight. And Outlander. And The Bronze Horseman. Why? Because each of their authors used a basic, simple formula. Boy meets girl. Boy loves girl. Boy leaves girl. Boy comes back to girl.
So. That's where I am. That's what's in my brain. I must go finish because a) I'm dyin' ovah heah...and b) it's almost midnight on a Wednesday and 6:30 AM comes awfully fast.
Wish me luck! I'll see you tomorrow for Round 2!!!
PS - Tied to the bed in the RRofP with the flogger and the iPod? Holy HELL that was erotic!