SPOILER ALERT: I am on chapter 14 in Fifty Shades of Grey.
I am never going to finish this book. Why? Because I spend half my time laughing my ass off at things she says and feeling this incessant need to blog. I swear to god, this is one of THE funniest books I have ever read. What a sense of humor!! And she's so self-deprecating; I feel like I'm listening to myself. I feel like I have a twin and I'm reading her diary. It's all new...but it's not...because we're on the same wavelength.
Let me share with you some of the little tidbits that have made me laugh my ass off (in the school parking lot of all places):
"Yes, the Beetle used to belong to his mother."
"Yes, and probably her mother and her mother before her."
"Poor, fucked-up, kinky, philanthropic Christian"
"I didn't know I could dream sex. Was it something I ate?"
"Wow. Control freakery gone mad."
"Christian Grey just sent me a winking smiley...Oh my."
"My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves."
Just hilarious. I have to go read more while I have a few minutes. DAMN where is a deserted island (and an Adirondack chair and a frozen margarita and some chips) when I need one!!!!